gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
