There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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