just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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