When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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