All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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