we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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