She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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