didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Jerry, you need to find god
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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