I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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