i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
We named our party play list daddy issues
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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