Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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