How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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