Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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