I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs