Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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