Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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