Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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