Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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