The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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