just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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