it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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