I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
