Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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