It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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