I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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