No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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