people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'm passing your future prison.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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