If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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