Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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