What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Randomize
