My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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