Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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