Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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