His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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