i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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