just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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