I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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