i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Come share oat with me in your robe
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Randomize