i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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