i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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