he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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