I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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