:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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