we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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