i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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