either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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