Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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