singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He kissed a someone with a penis
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
This is my gift to your gina
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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