So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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