Grow some girl-balls and come out already
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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