ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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