i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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