it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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