FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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