How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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