Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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