Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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