Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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