Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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