if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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